Actors David Boreanaz (L) and Emily Deschanel of the television show 'Bones' speak onstage during the FOX portion of the 2017 Winter Television Critics Association Press Tour at Langham Hotel on January 11, 2017 in Pasadena, California.
Sure, making a pun is on the cheesy side, but so is pizza. Zoosk suggests something simple like: “What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ” I personally enjoyed this gem of an opener courtesy of College Humor: “I just saw the best upsexy.” The other person can’t help but reply, “What’s upsexy? You could end up alienating your date before you can send a second message. Your message doesn’t have to be the most wonderfully worded introduction ever.
