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Now, you might say that Hillary is an aged and cynical politician, and that whatever her speechifying, she wouldn’t actually do anything so stupid as to give encouragement to a flash mob from south of the border.She loves it, even though she hasn't seen it in a long time.She blames the Republicans and Trump for how it is pointing downward.MORE Comrades, it is unfair that our presidential election is decided by electricians.Surely the time has come for us to realize that we live in a modern age far removed from the times of the Founding Fathers.